May 25, 2013

I Am The Holy Curmudgeon

I am the Holy Curmudgeon.
I annoy and irritate you,
pointing out the faults
you're all too aware of, in public.
I judge everyone, everything,
and I am never, ever, wrong.

I never apologize, never retract.
I know you know I'm right.
I'll ridicule and laugh at
your deepest convictions,
and make you laugh too
for fear of being laughed at first.

I am the Holy Curmudgeon.
Your only defense is to join me.
My only defense is to be me.
Fear me.
I do.

Wed, December 6, 2006

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